Genie. From Aladdin. The Disney movie? Now that I've cleared that up it may seem less strange. Strange that I had maybe named my inner monologue was one thing, but that actually it's a cartoon character voiced by Robin Williams, hopefully comical, and less strange.
Scenario: I hear something out of the ordinary.
Inner monologue (Genie): "Dost mine ears deceive me?"
Scenario: Encountering someone who... seems to be making poor life choices.
Genie: "Ooooone too many hits with a snake."
Scenario: I lose at something I'm embarrased about.
Genie: "I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug!" (As Rodney Dangerfield)
Scenario: I did something nice for someone and they thank me.
Genie: "Right here, for your very much wish fulfillment!"
I really just wanted to share something that makes me smile, and makes me a little sad at the same time. I miss Robin Williams.